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Ballooning

Posted by derfen on October 4, 2008

Kept my word and got up far too early this morning to go chasing balloons with Liam…

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That Freakin’ Clown

Posted by derfen on May 15, 2008

It was the young fella’s first big birthday party back a few weeks ago. He’s 3 now. So Angie hires this clown which was a great idea, to keep the kids entertained and so the adults who barely know each other aren’t all standing around like tools, awkwardly making those “first time I’ve ever met you” conversations ( well that’s the benefit I saw from it anyway). So “Giggles” the clown arrives and Jebus fuckin’ Cripes if it’s not the freakiest fuckin’ excuse for a clown I’ve ever come across, with this mad hyper-happy way about her to boot. I couldn’t stop laughing at the thing all afternoon. Y’know like, those sudden uncontrollable sniggers that always happen when you’ve taken a slurp of your drink, and you end up laughing it out your nose.

Great stuff ……… I even gave her a $20 tip just for the unintended entertainment value I got out of the whole thing.

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