aCE ! iNTERnet MUrKeting
Posted by derfen on November 1, 2007
Hallo !
Hav u evar wunderd why its not a good website and what you are doing can be better about it ?
Do you hav the probs of trying to comucate re: customers to how your busyness works ?
If so and you do, mybe Ace ! Internets Murketing can make help for you
We hav the Search Enjun Optimilisations
We hav the Googilizer toolz to make you at one with the Googlebots
W e have Visitor trucking to keep the costumers moving in your domains at all times
We can uze emails ( electric mailings)
We can does more or less whatevar your case maybe
We can develope ur websight to go from string to string, and employ vast modernistic intarweb technorlogistics to gain equal optimizers of ace markeeting stratgities for ur busyness
Enhanch your intertubes profill expomeritally, and you will rape the benifits of a sad investmunt !
Dont be like the egghead Blogger noobs with there hoolier than thou and snobbery. There too negativ to care about what the intranets can do for your wallit. Harness the power of positiv internet strategetics today and you can be power busyness savvy intarweb dinamo in the near so distant future.
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November 2, 2007 at 2:49 am
I need increased true-puts on my profrut streams! Yu must bee de wun I am needing to harness the power of the microsoft and the driver-babies of the infromational highways.
November 2, 2007 at 4:51 am
[...] Ace Internet Marketing parodies. Here [...]
November 2, 2007 at 4:56 am
heh, good stuff
November 2, 2007 at 5:56 am
Fuckin’ top stuff!
Now where do I sign.
November 2, 2007 at 9:46 am
Is truly excrement bizniz module.
November 2, 2007 at 10:35 am
[...] like some of the satire people are coming up with too, like Derfen’s take on it, and also this, from Green [...]
November 2, 2007 at 11:25 am
Great post, Derfen
November 2, 2007 at 12:32 pm
[...] Derfen [...]
November 3, 2007 at 5:00 am
My name is Ankur and I work for Ace Internet Marketing, ok I am an Indian and based in India, but Indians are very ethical and do follow good business practices also, and that’s the reason many countries/companies work with us, we find your comments are offensive and racist against us. Why are you attacking us?
November 3, 2007 at 5:13 am
The “W” is silent.
November 3, 2007 at 7:08 am
So sorry (W)ankur, i outsourced that post to my dog, so you’ll have to take it up with him.
November 3, 2007 at 10:11 am
Love it. Nat you are also a funny w…
November 3, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Please Derfen do us the service of looking up Ankur’s IP. (dnstools.com is good)
Does it look like it’s coming from India?
November 3, 2007 at 4:52 pm
[...] Derfen [...]
November 4, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Neil is right. It really would be nice to know where Ankur is actually located. What’s his IP? Does it say India or Maynooth?
November 4, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Ankur | ankur@aceinternetmarketing.ie | IP: 122.169.23.49
IP address location & IP address info:
IP address: 122.169.23.49 Copy
IP address country: India
IP address state: Jammu and Kashmir
IP address city: Samar
IP address latitude: 34.512501
IP address longitude: 76.199997
ISP : Bharti Broadband
Organization: Bharti Airtel Ltd - Broadband & Telephone Services
Host: ABTS-MH-dynamic-049.23.169.122.airtelbroadband.in
Local Time: 2007-11-05 04:25
November 5, 2007 at 4:01 am
Interesting…
November 7, 2007 at 11:23 am
[...] but Ace continued to play the racism card, and eventually this character called Ankur turned up on Derfen as well, complaining that he was being victimised. Indians, according to Ankur, are very ethical [...]