derfen

aCE ! iNTERnet MUrKeting

Posted by derfen on November 1, 2007

Hallo !

Hav u evar wunderd why its not a good website and what you are doing can be better about it ?

Do you hav the probs of trying to comucate re: customers to how your busyness works ?

If so and you do, mybe Ace ! Internets Murketing can make help for you

We hav the Search Enjun Optimilisations

We hav the Googilizer toolz to make you at one with the Googlebots

W e have Visitor trucking to keep the costumers moving in your domains at all times

We can uze emails ( electric mailings)

We can does more or less whatevar your case maybe

We can develope ur websight to go from string to string, and employ vast modernistic intarweb technorlogistics to gain equal optimizers of ace markeeting stratgities for ur busyness

Enhanch your intertubes profill expomeritally, and you will rape the benifits of a sad investmunt !

Dont be like the egghead Blogger noobs with there hoolier than thou and snobbery. There too negativ to care about what the intranets can do for your wallit. Harness the power of positiv internet strategetics today and you can be power busyness savvy intarweb dinamo in the near so distant future.

Call or email me now, for you’re free consummation , TODAY !

18 Responses to “aCE ! iNTERnet MUrKeting”

  1. eam0n Says:

    I need increased true-puts on my profrut streams! Yu must bee de wun I am needing to harness the power of the microsoft and the driver-babies of the infromational highways.

  2. Damien Mulley » Blog Archive » Fluffy Links - Friday November 2nd 2007 Says:

    [...] Ace Internet Marketing parodies. Here [...]

  3. Twenty Major Says:

    heh, good stuff

  4. Nat King Coleslaw Says:

    Fuckin’ top stuff!

    Now where do I sign.

  5. Bock the Robber Says:

    Is truly excrement bizniz module.

  6. Ace Internet Marketing Are a Bunch of Gobshites–Bock The Robber Says:

    [...] like some of the satire people are coming up with too, like Derfen’s take on it, and also this, from Green [...]

  7. Alexia Says:

    Great post, Derfen :)

  8. Spot the Difference: Plagiarism or Coincidence? You Decide–Bock The Robber Says:

    [...] Derfen [...]

  9. Ankur Says:

    My name is Ankur and I work for Ace Internet Marketing, ok I am an Indian and based in India, but Indians are very ethical and do follow good business practices also, and that’s the reason many countries/companies work with us, we find your comments are offensive and racist against us. Why are you attacking us?

  10. Nat King Coleslaw Says:

    The “W” is silent.

  11. derfen Says:

    So sorry (W)ankur, i outsourced that post to my dog, so you’ll have to take it up with him.

  12. Green Ink Says:

    Love it. Nat you are also a funny w…

  13. neil Says:

    Please Derfen do us the service of looking up Ankur’s IP. (dnstools.com is good)

    Does it look like it’s coming from India?

  14. One Last Thing–Bock The Robber Says:

    [...] Derfen [...]

  15. Bock the Robber Says:

    Neil is right. It really would be nice to know where Ankur is actually located. What’s his IP? Does it say India or Maynooth?

  16. derfen Says:

    Ankur | ankur@aceinternetmarketing.ie | IP: 122.169.23.49

    IP address location & IP address info:
    IP address: 122.169.23.49 Copy
    IP address country: India
    IP address state: Jammu and Kashmir
    IP address city: Samar
    IP address latitude: 34.512501
    IP address longitude: 76.199997
    ISP : Bharti Broadband
    Organization: Bharti Airtel Ltd - Broadband & Telephone Services
    Host: ABTS-MH-dynamic-049.23.169.122.airtelbroadband.in
    Local Time: 2007-11-05 04:25

  17. neil Says:

    Interesting…

  18. This Indian Is A Complete Cowboy–Bock The Robber Says:

    [...] but Ace continued to play the racism card, and eventually this character called Ankur turned up on Derfen as well,  complaining that he was being victimised. Indians, according to Ankur, are very ethical [...]

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